The Silver Spider's Existential Dread Beanie. This soft, unisex, black, knit beanie features "Time Flies When You're Filled With Existential Dread" embroidered in white across the cuff. The phrase is framed by two small frowny faces. Keep your head warm and express your inner turmoil with this quirky beanie.  It's the perfect accessory for a day filled with existential dread.